Fifty Shades of Retirement
Travel, food, photography, and the furbabies
Saturday, July 11, 2026
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Sunday, July 5, 2026
Quack Attack
Another meat we enjoy. It is known for its rich, succulent, and crispy qualities. Most notably used in Chinese or French cuisines. We have roasted duck several times and even tried smoked duck breast pastrami. This time the whole bird will be smoked. Recipes vary, but around one central theme, conserve the moisture. It is a very oily bird, but you should salt the bird thoroughly inside and out and place in the fridge overnight beforehand to retain moisture. Basting can either be maple or orange/maple. This time I went with orange/maple. The choice of smoking wood should be fruity, usually either apple or maple. I went with a mix of maple/cherry. This is our America 250 July 4th BBQ.
1 5-pound duck neck and giblets removed
⅓ cup Kosher salt
1 orange, halved
Basting Liquid
1/2 cup maple syrup
1/2 cup orange juice
Dry brine the duck. Pierce the skin all over the duck (not into the meat) using the sharp end of a skewer or your thermometer probe, or slice thinly with a knife. Sprinkle the duck with Kosher salt all over the skin. Place the duck in a shallow pan and into the refrigerator for 15 hours.
Preheat the smoker. Preheat your smoker to 275 degrees F using maple wood.
Smoke and baste the duck. Remove the duck from the refrigerator and brush off excess salt. Pat the skin of the duck completely dry. Fill the cavity of the duck with the orange halves. Place the duck directly on the smoker, close the lid, and smoke for about 4 hours, or until the internal temperature of the duck reaches 160 degrees F. Baste the duck with the basting liquid after it comes out of the smoker.
When your duck has reached an internal temperature of 160 degrees F, transfer it to the oven (on broil) and broil for 2-3 minutes to finish rendering the fat and to crisp the skin. Keep a close eye on the duck to prevent burning.
Remove the duck from the oven to a serving platter. Rest for 15 minutes before slicing and serving. Remove the breasts from the carcass and slice before removing the legs and thighs and shredding. Drizzle with additional maple orange glaze, if desired.
The duck was moist, tender, and delicious. The duck looks crispy, but only the skin is. Lots of tender, moist meat within. I can't say there was much of an orange taste, but I really loved the crispy skin from broiling at the end. I even added a first attempt for me.... Banana Cobbler, which was delicious.
"Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time"
Jules Renard
Tuesday, June 16, 2026
Sloppy Jacks
Everyone loves finger food and nachos are no exception. This recipe offers a different twist of the "same-o same-o". Originally a recipe I found online at Bon Appetite', I have modified this to fit our tastes, and it finds a place at our table about twice a year. You can make this hotter with addition of some Jalapenos, etc. An interesting fusion of nachos and sloppy joes. Easy to make.
2 tsp canola or vegetable oil
1 cup diced yellow onion
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tsp ground Ancho Chili Powder
1 pound 95% lean ground beef
3/4 cup ketchup
1/2 cup water
1 tsp red wine vinegar
2 tsp minced fresh parsley (optional)
salt and freshly ground black pepper (to taste)
4 to 5 ounces corn tortilla chips
8 ounces Monterey Jack cheese, shredded
1/2 cup finely diced green bell pepper
1/4 cup finely diced red or green onion
Warm oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add yellow onion; cook until translucent, stirring occasionally. Stir in garlic and ground Chile; cook another minute, until the garlic softens. Add beef; cook until crumbly and no longer pink, breaking up large chunks as it cooks. Stir in ketchup and water. Reduce the heat and simmer about 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. The mixture should be moist and glazed, neither dry nor liquid. Stir in vinegar, parsley, and salt and pepper to taste.
Preheat the oven to 475 degrees F or preheat the broiler, placing the rack 7 inches from the heat source. Arrange the chips on a 12-by-18-inch baking sheet or ovenproof platter. Sprinkle with half the cheese, then spoon on dollops of the meat mixture. Top with the remaining cheese, bell pepper and red or green onion.
Bake for 5 to 7 minutes or broil until the cheese melts.
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Guy Fieri
Sunday, June 7, 2026
The Wood Pit, Spring Cooking, and the Rubs That Get Us There
I love spring cooking, mostly because it allows me to get back outside and crank up the fire in the wood pit. I use an Oklahoma Joe's Chuckwagon vertical and horizontal stick burner. I can grill steaks right over the firebox or use the horizontal pit for smoking meats. The vertical pit is strictly for fish as it runs 100-150 degrees cooler. I have access to several types of wood here in NW Michigan: cherry, maple, and apple for the most part. This is different from the oak, pecan, and mesquite I use at our winter haven in Texas.
For different cuts of meat, I use different dry rubs. Only in brisket, pork butt or turkey do I inject. For brisket I use Kosmos Reserve with beef broth. For turkey I use Kosmos turkey brine and for pork butt I use simply butter and apple juice. I use Kosmos and Meat Church dry rubs for the majority but also use Coopers Dry Rub for brisket as well. The brisket injection is Kosmos.
Kosmos Dry Rubs originate in Oklahoma City and offer a wide variety of flavors for any application. I use a lot of SPG, which is simply salt, pepper, and garlic, but a very unique and proprietary blend we enjoy, even in the kitchen. Anytime a recipe calls for salt, pepper, and garlic it's SPG for us! www.kosmosq.com
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
Arroz con Pollo
This is another of Patti Jinich's Mexican recipes for sautéed chicken with chorizo and rice. My variation of this recipe uses chicken drumsticks and orzo instead of rice. This is due to my wife's inability to easily digest rice. Orzo also provides a creamier texture.
1 1/2 cup orzo cooked
4 bone-in skin-on chicken thighs
4 chicken drumsticks
Olive oil
6 oz bulk Chorizo sausage no casings
1 large green bell pepper cored, chopped
1 medium red onion peeled, chopped
2 garlic cloves peeled, crushed
1 large ripe tomato chopped
1 cup peas
3 tbsp tomato paste
3 cups chicken broth
For Spice Rub
1 tbsp smoked paprika
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper more or less to your liking (optional)
Cook orzo to directions and drain.
Make the spice rub. In a small bowl, mix the spices, salt and pepper. Season the chicken. Pat the chicken dry and season with the spice rub, be sure to lift the chicken skins and apply some of the spice rub underneath.
Brown the chicken on both sides in a large deep skillet with a cover, heat 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil over medium-high heat until shimmering but not smoking. Carefully add the chicken and brown deeply on both sides. Remove the chicken and set it aside on a plate for now.
In the same pan, add the chorizo. Cook for 10 minutes, stirring regularly until the chorizo has nicely browned. Add the green peppers, onions, and garlic. Cook over medium heat, stirring regularly, for 5 minutes.
Now add the chopped tomatoes, tomato paste, peas, and chicken broth. Add the browned chicken back to the pan. Raise the heat to bring the liquid to a boil, then lower to medium and cover. Cook for about 15 to 20 minutes.
Add the orzo and cook with the chicken. Uncover the pan and remove the chicken briefly (set on a dish near the stove for now). Cook uncovered over high heat for 1 to 2 minutes. Add the chicken back on top of the orzo. Turn the heat to low, cover the pan again and cook the orzo and chicken together for another 20 minutes or until cooked.
Let the meal rest in the pan. Turn the heat off, but leave the pan covered and undisturbed for 10 more minutes. Serve hot. This is absolutely delicious.
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