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Tuesday, March 3, 2026
Crabmeat Beignets
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
The Simple Magic That Is Poutine
Poutine is a classic Canadian dish from Quebec, consisting of French fries topped with fresh cheese curds and smothered in a hot brown gravy, traditionally made from beef and chicken stock. The hot gravy slightly melts the cheese curds, creating a savory, gooey, and salty combination that has evolved from humble origins to a celebrated symbol of Québécois culture, with many modern variations adding proteins or other toppings.
In the U.S., poutine isn't called one specific name; you'll find it as "poutine" at some places (especially near the Canadian border) but often as variations like "Disco Fries" (fries with gravy and mozzarella/cheese sauce) or general "Loaded Fries" (with various toppings like bacon, sour cream, etc.), though purists note these lack authentic cheese curds, making them distinct from true Canadian poutine.
We only discovered this dish during our first road trip to Alaska in 2014. It was different, and as many other Canadian dishes intrigued us. Since then, we have had it sparingly, but I developed a recipe to adapt venison for the dish. It is perhaps the perfect bar food or an easy night at home in front of the fire.
One of the best aspects of this dish is that you can modify to your individual tastes or regional favorites. The only requirements seem to be fries, cheese curds, and gravy. Anything else is up to the chef. I can promise you cheese curds are the key; fresher the better. This is my recipe.
Axis Venison Poutine.
1 pack of frozen French fries
cheese curds
1 pound of venison (or your choice of meat)
1 cup brown gravy
1/2 cup green onions, chopped
Season your meat with choice of rub. Slice into thin strips. I like either Adolphs, Lawry's, Cavender's, or even a bit of nutmeg. Sear in hot skillet over medium high heat for 2 minutes per side. Remove to platter to rest.
Tuesday, February 10, 2026
Fat Tuesday
Fat Tuesday Dinner
1 pack crab or surimi, chopped large
2 pounds raw jumbo shrimp
1 pound crawfish
1 Tbsp parsley
1 medium yellow onion, quartered
2 heads garlic minced
14 ounces andouille sausage, sliced crosswise into 2-inch pieces
1 pound baby red potatoes (6 to 8), halved
3 ears corn, cut crosswise into 3-inch pieces
3 Tbsp olive oil or neutral cooking oil
4 quarts water
½ cup plus 1 Tbsp Cajun or Old Bay seasoning, divided
8 ounces sliced mushrooms
4 Tbsp salted butter
Tabasco sauce, for serving (optional)
Garlic bread
Arrange all the crab, shrimp, crawfish rinsed on a plate.
Heat 3 Tbsp olive oil in a 7-quart or larger pot over medium heat until shimmering. Add 1 quartered medium yellow onion, garlic, and 14 ounces sliced andouille sausage. Sauté until the onions are softened and the garlic is golden-brown, about 3 minutes. Add 4 quarts water, increase the heat to high, and cover. Bring to a boil, 10 to 15 minutes.
Add 1-pound halved baby red potatoes, 3 ears cut corn, and the Cajun or Old Bay seasoning, and stir to combine. Cover and cook until the water returns to a boil. Uncover, adding mushrooms if desired and simmer, adjusting the heat as needed, until the potatoes are fork tender, 10 to 12 minutes.
Add the crab, shrimp, and crawfish and stir to combine. Turn off the heat, cover, and let sit for 3 minutes. Uncover and reserve 2 cups of the cooking liquid. Drain the seafood and vegetables, then transfer onto baking sheets or directly onto the center of newspaper-lined table.
Add 4 tablespoons salted butter and 1/4 cup finely chopped parsley to the reserved cooking liquid. When the butter is melted, stir to combine to make the sauce. Pour half of the sauce over the seafood and vegetables. Sprinkle with the remaining 1 tablespoon Cajun or Old Bay seasoning. Serve with garlic bread and the remaining sauce for dipping and Tabasco if desired.
It’s a great party, and anyone who doesn’t enjoy Mardi Gras is not of this world.”
Franklin Alvarado
Monday, February 2, 2026
Boudin Crescent Ring
Bake for 10 to 13 minutes at 350°F or until the crescents are lightly golden brown.
Sunday, January 25, 2026
Turkey Enchiladas
We always have about 1 gallon zip loc bag full of leftover turkey after Thanksgiving. This is, perhaps one of the most perfect complimentary leftover recipes for Thanksgiving. Delicious meat accompanied with Hatch Green Sauce and cheese for a delicious Tex Mex Meal.
1 pound chopped turkey
8 medium flour tortillas
1 jar green sauce
Sour cream
Refried Beans
Monterey Jack cheese block for shredding
Preheat oven to 350F. Ensure turkey is chopped small. Mix turkey, cheese, refried beans, and a spoonful of green sauce per tortilla. Roll tightly.
Bake in oven for 20 minutes or until just bubbly. Serve with cheesy refried beans.
Rich Hilts
Sunday, January 18, 2026
Southside Market Hot Beef Sausage
Sunday, January 11, 2026
Crockpot Flanken Ribs
Flanken ribs are short ribs cut across the bone rather than along it into thin slices, popular in Korean and Eastern European Jewish cuisine. Each piece typically contains 3 to 4 small cross-sections of bone.
Flanken ribs have a rich, flavor and good marbling. The thin cut makes them suitable for quick, high-heat cooking methods, distinguishing them from thicker, "English-style" short ribs, which require slow cooking or braising to become tender.
2 lbs. Beef Flanken Ribs
1 small Yellow Onion sliced into thin pieces
1 cup carrot pieces
1 cup redskin potatoes or rutabagas
Sesame Seeds garnish
Green Onion garnish
Sesame Oil for searing
Ramen noodles or broccoli slaw
Marinade
1 Bartlett pear, cored and chopped
1 1/2 cup Soy Sauce
1/2 cup Mirin or Sherry
1 cup water
1/3 cup brown sugar
2 Tbsp honey
4 cloves garlic minced
1 tsp dried ginger
Remove the flanken ribs from the packaging and pat them dry to remove excess moisture. Place the ribs into a shallow dish or container and set this aside.
Make the marinade by adding all the ingredients together into a bowl and whisk to combine. Set aside about 1/2 cup and store in a separate container. Pour over the ribs and make sure they are fully coated. Add in the sliced onion and mix everything together, cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or overnight.
In a small pot on the stove, cook down the saved 1/2 cup of marinade and let it reduce in half on low heat. Remove from the burner and set aside. Remove the flanken ribs from the marinade and discard the remaining liquid. Pat the flanked ribs dry and prepare them for searing.
Heat a large cast iron griddle over medium high heat or heat a grill to medium direct heat. If searing on the cast iron griddle, add a little sesame oil and then sear each side of the flanken ribs for 1-2 minutes. Add to crockpot with carrots and potatoes/rutabagas; adjust heat to high.
Prepare serving dish with a bed of cooked ramen noodles, mashed taters, or broccoli slaw.
When they are cooked, place them on the bed of noodles, taters, or slaw and brush them with the reduced marinade, garnish with sesame seeds and green onions and serve!
"Push your boundaries, when it comes to cooking always look for more"
Rich Hilts


















































