Fifty Shades of Retirement
Travel, food, photography, and the furbabies
Wednesday, August 12, 2026
Reuben Bowls
Wednesday, August 5, 2026
To Wrap or not To Wrap
This is not a dilemma, but a common issue among pit bosses both pro and home. Not necessarily related to any single cut of meat yet it does present the question. Whether you choose to wrap depends on if your priority is speed and tenderness or a crispy, smoky bark. The biggest consideration here is how much smoke do you want your meat to absorb? Too much is worse than not enough.
Wrapping pushes the meat through the "stall" (where evaporation temporarily halts temperature increases). It speeds up cook times, keeps lean cuts from drying out, and braises the meat for ultimate tenderness.
On the other hand, leaving the meat unwrapped allows smoke to continuously penetrate the surface, resulting in a deeper, crunchier bark. It prevents the "pot roast" or steamed texture that can happen when juices are trapped.
When wrapping the choices include both foil and peach butcher paper. Butcher paper, although keeping in moisture will be moisture soaked when finished. Yet this does not affect the moisture inside. It is referred to as 'peach' only due to color. Good BBQ wrapping paper is clearly marked.
Monday, July 27, 2026
Chicken Soup for Post Surgery Recovery
Our circumstances and schedule have changed dramatically due to funerals and serious health issues for both us and friends. As much as I hate to admit it's part of growing older. Barb just had her 'lumpectomy' surgery last week so this is good chance for us to get away and she can relax. As such our previously planned trips to The World Lumberjack Championships and Harley Davidson are 'Buh Bye'. So now, we hit the road once again, this time once again to the UP, but this time just across the bridge to St Ignace. This venue and campground are located just north of the bridge along Mackinaw Trail about 102 miles from home.
The campground is actually just a gravel/grass area around the lower casino parking lot but does have amenities. 21 sites with fees run $30 daily for water and electric. There is a dump on the way out. I can still use the satellite. www.casinocamper.com/kewadin-shores-casino You can boondock many other areas around the parking area if you wish. Additionally, the campground fees do cover use of the pool and weight room.
Saturday, July 18, 2026
Substitutions When Needed
I love to cook, but do not consider myself a chef. It is a labor of love. I am definitely anal retentive when it comes to menu planning, but nothing is more satisfying that making a dish my wife loves. This is not to say I have not made my share of enormous blunder meals as well.
Sometimes however when I substitute meals in the rotation, I also forget to check out ingredients for now or later on. This is especially true when it comes to herbs and spices. Once I didn't have eggs so didn't add one for my cornbread recipe. I did not realize the rising purpose of the egg and as such made a HEAVY IRONHORSE CORNBREAD. I do carry a pretty impressive array of herbs/spices not only in the house, but in the RV when we travel. But every once in a while, emergencies do arise.
Allspice (1 teaspoon): You can substitute with 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon and 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves, or 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves, and 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.
Apple Pie Spice (1 teaspoon): Substitute with 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger, 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice, and 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg, or 1 teaspoon cinnamon plus 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg, or 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg, and 1/8 teaspoon cardamom, or 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg, 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice, and 1/8 teaspoon ground cardamom.
Cloves: Substitute with allspice, cinnamon, or nutmeg.
Cumin: Substitute with chili powder.
Garlic (1 clove fresh): Substitute with 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder or 3/4 teaspoon minced garlic from a jar or 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt or 1/2 teaspoon garlic juice or 1 teaspoon garlic paste.
Ginger Root (grated fresh) (1/2 teaspoon): Substitute with 1/4 teaspoon of ground ginger.
Herbs, Dried Leaf (1 teaspoon): Substitute with 1/4 teaspoon powdered herbs.
Italian Seasoning (2 tablespoons): Substitute with 1/2 teaspoon each of basil, oregano, marjoram, rosemary, sage, and thyme.
Leeks (1/2 cup): Substitute with 1/2 cup of onions, green onions, or shallots.
Onion Powder (1 teaspoon): Substitute with 1 tablespoon of instant minced onions.
Oregano: Substitute with thyme, basil, or marjoram.
Parsley (1 tablespoon fresh, chopped): Substitute with 1/2 teaspoon dried parsley flakes.
Hot Pepper Flakes (1 teaspoon): Substitute with 1/2 teaspoon cayenne.
Poultry Seasoning (1 teaspoon): Substitute with 3/4 teaspoon sage and 1/4 teaspoon ground thyme.
Pumpkin Pie Spice (1 teaspoon): Substitute with 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger, 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice, 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg, or 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg, 1/8 teaspoon ground mace, 1/8 teaspoon ground ginger, and 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves.
Red Pepper: Substitute with black pepper or a dash of bottled hot pepper sauce.
Rosemary: Substitute with thyme, tarragon, or savory.
Sage: Substitute with poultry seasoning, savory, marjoram, or rosemary.
Seasoned Salt (4 teaspoons): Substitute with 2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon sage, 1/2 teaspoon parsley flakes, 1/2 teaspoon onion powder, 1/4 teaspoon marjoram, and 1/4 teaspoon paprika.
Savory: Substitute with thyme, marjoram, or sage.
Sesame Seeds (1 tablespoon): Substitute with 1 tablespoon of finely chopped blanched almonds.
Table Salt (1 tablespoon): Substitute with 1 1/2 tablespoons kosher salt.
Tarragon: Substitute with chervil, fennel seeds, or aniseed.
Thyme: Substitute with basil, marjoram, oregano, or savory.
Turmeric (1 teaspoon): Substitute with 1 teaspoon of dry mustard.
On Ratios: Dried herbs are more potent, generally requiring a 1:3 ratio (1 tablespoon fresh to 1 teaspoon dried).
Fresh vs. Dried: While some argue for avoiding substitutions when possible, others suggest using dried for hardy herbs (rosemary, thyme) and fresh for delicate ones (basil, parsley).
Timing: Add dried herbs early to infuse flavor; add fresh herbs at the end to preserve aroma.
Flexibility: Don't be afraid to experiment with swaps, such as yogurt for sour cream or different fruits, as these changes can lead to new favorite dishes. Cream Cheese is a great thickening agent.
As far as cheeses, when preparing Mexican cuisine and it calls for Cotija, you can use FETA. Both are equally consistent and salty.
I have no answers for meat substitutions. Ground pork will never work for beef rib eye or even crab.... DUH.
I have used many of these on a emergency basis but always try to stay stocked. However, we all know how that goes.
“Cooking is a subject you can never know enough about. There is always something new to discover.”
Bobby Flay
Saturday, July 11, 2026
Even God has a tough task helping us heal from heartbreak.





















































