Fifty Shades of Retirement
Travel, food, photography, and the furbabies
Thursday, October 1, 2026
Japanese Garage Chicken (Karaage)
Friday, September 18, 2026
Shrimp and Crab Collard Greens Gumbo
It is very nearly that time of year. Late summer, early fall, or hell......anytime...GUMBO WEATHER! There are so many different types, so I am trying something new. Barb is not a fan of any type of greens (mustard, collard, turnip), but I am incorporating collards and cooking them down with the blend of other ingredients in the hope it may tickle her taste buds. I even had some leftover Cudighi so I added that as well. Roux here is always the crucial ingredient. The best Cajun cooks make theirs from scratch, but I cheat sometimes using Tony's Dry Roux mix, which is quite good.
4 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil, divided
2 Tbsp flour
1-1/2 pounds uncooked shrimp, peeled and deveined
2 pounds chopped crab meat
1 can collard greens or fresh
1-pound frozen cut okra
2 onions, chopped
1 green bell pepper, chopped
4 ribs celery, chopped
1 pound (16 ounces) whole canned tomatoes, undrained
1-1/4 quarts shrimp stock or chicken broth
3 cloves garlic, crushed
1 bay leaf
1-2 tsp Creole seasoning blend
Tabasco or Crystal hot sauce, to taste
Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
In small skillet make a medium (peanut-butter-colored) roux of 2 tablespoons oil and flour. You can substitute Tony's Dry Roux if you wish. Add onions, bell pepper and celery and cook until onions are translucent, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat.
In 4-quart stockpot, cook okra over medium heat in remaining 2 tablespoons of oil, for about 10 minutes. Chop and add.
Add collards and stock, bring to a boil, reduce heat to medium and cook for 15 minutes. Add roux-vegetable mixture, tomatoes, garlic, red pepper sauce, bay leaf, Creole seasoning, salt and pepper. Stir to combine. Continue to simmer for about 20 minutes.
Add shrimp and crab, cover and cook slowly for 10 minutes. Serve with cornbread, this is the law in many southern states.
"Blues is like the roux in a gumbo. People ask me if jazz always has the blues in it. I say, if it sounds good it does"
Wynton Marsalas
Friday, September 11, 2026
The Last BBQ
This is our last cook, so I am combining some chicken and pork sausage together along with some corn o cob and potato salad. I'm sure there will be leftovers.
The chicken is simply brined and rubbed out with Kosmos Dirty Bird. The sausage is already seasoned and goes on the pit as is.
I prefer just to cook till I get 165 degrees and the desired appearance...crispy and browned, not burnt.
The chicken is smoked until the internal temp is 165F. Approaching this I will baste the bird meat in our BBQ sauce, while turning to finish.
"Barbecue is the soundtrack of summer."
Rich Hilts
Monday, August 24, 2026
Wánzhěng de Shànshí Ribs, Beans, and Crab Rangoon
As always this is a labor of love for me. Cooking is my muse, my cathartics for aging while providing meals for my family on the road. When we met, Barb had no desire for Chinese food, although she never tried it. I have prepared Chinese food on many occasions, but this time I wanted to prepare a complete, authentic spread. We love Chinese Spareribs but wanted to try something different. The green beans and wonton provide delicious side. It is not very heavy but is a feast.
Baked Honey Garlic Spareribs
4 pounds pork spareribs
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 cup honey
3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
1/4 cup soy sauce
3 cloves garlic, finely minced
Preheat the oven to 325 F / 165 C / Gas Mark 3 and line a large baking pan or roasting pan with foil.
If it hasn't already been done, the membrane needs to be removed from the bone side of the racks of ribs.
Cut the ribs into 1-rib pieces or serving size portions. Season the spareribs with salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Arrange the ribs in the prepared baking pan. Cover the pan tightly with foil and bake in the preheated oven for 1 hour, or until tender. Drain off all of the excess fat and liquids.
In a small saucepan, combine the honey, vinegar, soy sauce, and garlic. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to low and simmer for about 5 minutes.
Increase the oven temperature to 350 F. Drizzle or brush the honey and garlic sauce mixture over the spareribs. Continue baking uncovered for 30 minutes, basting frequently. Serve and enjoy.
Chinese Green Beans
1 Tbsp soy sauce
¼ cup chicken broth, beef broth, or vegetable broth
½ tsp cornstarch
½ tsp sesame oil
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
½ pound green beans, ends trimmed
¼ cup peanut oil, avocado oil, or safflower oil, for frying
In a bowl, whisk the soy sauce, chicken broth, cornstarch, sesame oil and garlic together and set aside.
Trim and wash the green beans. Dry them well with a paper towel and set them aside.
Add 1/4 cup of oil to a wok or a deep skillet and turn the heat to medium high. When the oil is hot (about 350°F), slowly add the green beans. Fry for 3 to 5 minutes, turning the green beans a couple of times, until they are wrinkled. Turn the heat off and transfer the green beans to a couple of paper towels to remove excess oil.
Add the sauce to the same wok or deep skillet and turn the heat to medium. When the sauce is bubbling, add the cooked green beans and quickly toss to coat them evenly. Turn the heat off, season with salt and serve immediately. Delicious if crispy.
Baked Crab Rangoon
1 (8-oz.) package cream cheese, at room temperature
1 1/2 tsp minced garlic
1 Tbsp chopped scallions
1 Tbsp low-sodium soy sauce
8 oz. lump crab meat
22 wonton wrappers
PAM Cooking spray
Sweet and sour sauce or Chinese mustard, for serving
NOTE: BAKED RANGOON IS NOT AS CRISPY AS DEEP FRIED
Preheat the oven to 350°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Fill a small bowl with water.
In a medium bowl, stir together the cream cheese, garlic, scallions and soy sauce. Fold in the crab meat. Arrange the wonton wrappers on your work surface then spoon 1 tablespoon of the crab mixture into the center of each wrapper.
Dip your finger in the water and run it around the edges of each wonton wrapper to moisten them. Fold each of the corners up and toward the center of each wonton wrapper, pinching to seal each edge and top shut.
Arrange the Rangoon in a single layer on the baking sheet, spacing them 1 inch apart. Spritz the Rangoon with cooking spray.
Bake the Rangoon until they are golden brown and crispy, 15 to 18 minutes. Remove them from the oven and serve them with sweet and sour sauce or Chinese mustard for dipping.
These all provide a wonderful rookie, authentic experience that is delicious. It does require a bit of preparation/coordination but well worth it on the table.
"Scientists have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is life after death -- though they say it's virtually impossible to get decent Chinese food."
David Letterman
Wednesday, August 12, 2026
Reuben Bowls
Wednesday, August 5, 2026
To Wrap or not To Wrap
This is not a dilemma, but a common issue among pit bosses both pro and home. Not necessarily related to any single cut of meat yet it does present the question. Whether you choose to wrap depends on if your priority is speed and tenderness or a crispy, smoky bark. The biggest consideration here is how much smoke do you want your meat to absorb? Too much is worse than not enough.
Wrapping pushes the meat through the "stall" (where evaporation temporarily halts temperature increases). It speeds up cook times, keeps lean cuts from drying out, and braises the meat for ultimate tenderness.
On the other hand, leaving the meat unwrapped allows smoke to continuously penetrate the surface, resulting in a deeper, crunchier bark. It prevents the "pot roast" or steamed texture that can happen when juices are trapped.
When wrapping the choices include both foil and peach butcher paper. Butcher paper, although keeping in moisture will be moisture soaked when finished. Yet this does not affect the moisture inside. It is referred to as 'peach' only due to color. Good BBQ wrapping paper is clearly marked.
Monday, July 27, 2026
Chicken Soup for Post Surgery Recovery
Our circumstances and schedule have changed dramatically due to funerals and serious health issues for both us and friends. As much as I hate to admit it's part of growing older. Barb just had her 'lumpectomy' surgery last week so this is good chance for us to get away and she can relax. As such our previously planned trips to The World Lumberjack Championships and Harley Davidson are 'Buh Bye'. So now, we hit the road once again, this time once again to the UP, but this time just across the bridge to St Ignace. This venue and campground are located just north of the bridge along Mackinaw Trail about 102 miles from home.
The campground is actually just a gravel/grass area around the lower casino parking lot but does have amenities. 21 sites with fees run $30 daily for water and electric. There is a dump on the way out. I can still use the satellite. www.casinocamper.com/kewadin-shores-casino You can boondock many other areas around the parking area if you wish. Additionally, the campground fees do cover use of the pool and weight room.

































































